Oh Calamity...

Maybe she's gone and I can't resurrect her
The truth is she doesn't need me to protect her...
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So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

@Anonymous

king-of-aces:

kvrismvdison:

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

YOOOO 😮💀

Shit.

ts1989-5sos:

blazeitmichael:

REMEMBER WHE N MICHAEL LOOKDE LIKE THIS IN AN INSTA VIDOE 

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I look at this screenshot and I don’t know what to do.

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captianclifford:

IF A FANGIRL LIKES YOU YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT RIGHT FUCKING THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING THERE OK BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. WE HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH STANDARDS. VERY HIGH STANDARDS. AND IF YOU MEET THOSE STANDARDS THEN YOU BASICALLY WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS THESE GUYS WITH MILLIONS OF GIRLS SCREAMING OVER THEM. IF THAT DOESNT CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL

tsartorial:

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